Toronto Maple Leafs legend Dion Phaneuf has been traded to the video game company Nintendo, and in return, the Leafs are getting 29 copies of Xenoblade Chronicles X. That's a copy for each player on the team.

 

Nintendo stated at a confrence that they have no idea what to do with him now that they have him. "He isn't very good at voice acting, and we already have a mascot"

 

NHL fans have been surprisingly calm about all of this, considiring how none of them know what Nintendo is.